Efftupp:

I break the fourth wall, fuck a fourth meal
my ability says don't take the court deal
I eject semen and they abort demons
my superhero symbol, is of a nun screamin'
I got 'em feinin' for my dick, only cause it's laced with crack
nothin' like an aphrodisiac that keeps 'em comin' back
look arms behind the back bra
these big dick pills will leave your girl's mouth slack-jawed
(oh Dru, you make me feel so pretty)
yeah, you got a decent face, but it's nothin' on your titties
I got Superman stamina, yeah dude fo' really
a villain once made me watch Sex and the City(ouch)
I guess I'm kind of a Samanth... I mean bad guy
bitch drain my sack dry while I let the scat fly
black eyes, broke bones and twisted ligaments
this is not a sentiment, I ain't askin’ if you're feelin’ it

Guess Prefontaine:

superswag that’s me Guess Pre
know that I’m flyin high with the crew AE
go hard in the paint super late Chris Reeves
no Frank Abagnale so you can’t catch me
sonic speed at this track meet, how you tryna catch me
got kryptonite don’t say if no one’s asking
kick it with a thick chick, thin babe it’s all the same
no Spiderman, if you can’t hang with Mary Jane
track slayer, murk with not lasers
flow in the danger zone of those haters
roll with those papers, hoes with come later
light with no Vader dark without saber
Prof X like I’m down with the sickness
mutant flow do you really wanna risk it
underdog that’s why I’m chompin’ up this biscuits
Herc with the Hydra so now I’m eatin’ Triscuits
nix the attitude I’m all about the latitude
envy with Captain’s ‘do’ and egos big as planets dude
my flames froze it’s like I’m spittin’ in the ozone
incredible, I roll Wisco cold, sidekickin Frozone

Chorus:

(E-S-P-N)
Lebron James, sloth, Lebron James, sloth, Lebron James
The time is Nowitzki
Lebron James, sloth, Lebron James, sloth, Lebron James
The time is Nowitzki
Lebron James, sloth, Lebron James, sloth, Lebron James
The time is Nowitzki
Lebron James, sloth, Lebron James, sloth, Lebron James
The time is Nowitzki

Talk-O-Destiny:

there's nothing but villains out to fuck up my day
the goth kids don't wanna play and the preppy kids send hate my way
so fuck 'em man, and the entire planet that I'm here to save
why should I give two shits or a fuck, when they spit in my food at lunch?
I should blast one at that fat kid's dome piece
rub his nose all up in that mystery lunch meat
after he sucker punched me? and I turned the Jesus cheek over a new leaf?
I will have my revenge, and it will be sweet
all these kids think that my name is Bradley
but little do they know, they are mistaken, sadly
every time Mysterion dies, he's reborn like a Christian
but I will never die, I will simply just go missing
pissing off Ktulu with my berry fucking blast
the Mintberry Crunch of rap, here to save your ass
so if ya'll have any more problems with Ktulu or the Coon
just gimme a shout, I'll be back with a Sha-Blah-Goo!!!

Th Mnmlst:

AE justice league the name of the crew
call me Superman getting hot like glue
Peter Parker Spiderman spittin’ webs of intrigue
got the game on lock Steven Seagal under siege
punishing motherfuckers like my name is Frank Castle
so smooth surfing silver no hassle
on fire human torch cause that’s how we fly
when the Goonie crew gets together it’s like HEY YOU GUYS

Chorus:

(E-S-P-N)
Lebron James, sloth, Lebron James, sloth, Lebron James
The time is Nowitzki
Lebron James, sloth, Lebron James, sloth, Lebron James
The time is Nowitzki
Lebron James, sloth, Lebron James, sloth, Lebron James
The time is Nowitzki
Lebron James, sloth, Lebron James, sloth, Lebron James
The time is Nowitzki

Hyphon:

funny isn't it? comedian status
cyclops he didn't see the glasses
so even frail fam has firework synapses
memory re: time I raptly round the lapses
pound that ass, but extraordinarily gentle man
find between you and me a dental dam
roll company cars, you on that rental can
it's a case for the cape, they stole and spent your land
so I'm on the side of the rape, survivors, dead-pan